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Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

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balconyscene:

balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up

he’s gonna be famous from this post i hope he’s excited

balconyscene:

balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up

he’s gonna be famous from this post i hope he’s excited

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bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

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moirails:

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

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thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

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mishasminions:

Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR LIVES EXTRAORDINARY. O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN, REST IN PEACE.

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lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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maxonschrave:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

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animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

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