thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(via i-just-suck-so-much)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via irefusetosinkwithmydemons)

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

(via elvishkhaleesi)

mishasminions:

Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR LIVES EXTRAORDINARY. O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN, REST IN PEACE.

(via georgeofoldvalyria)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(via theoncomingmildweather)

maxonschrave:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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(via denimbuttondown)

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(via irefusetosinkwithmydemons)

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

(via i-just-suck-so-much)

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! — A dinosaur, probably (via girlxinxstory)

(via kopparberg-anxiety)

orangemuses:

futurefantastic:

orangemuses:

guess who just went downstairs and got some leftover pork ribs

was it incumbent president barack obama

i mean i can’t definitively say no

(via tsarwars)

theserenesupreme:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

Finally

(via theoncomingmildweather)

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

(via freddiewhateversmith)